What The Gardener Heard

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Kenneth2816
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What The Gardener Heard

#1 Post by Kenneth2816 » 29 May 2022, 07:32

The Nation magazine article says
that urine makes good fertilizer.

So I bought a six pack of Fat Tire
hacked away at it all day until dark

so the neighbors wouldn't see and
gave the bed a good wetting.

In about an hour, the Clematis was
extolling me on Socialism, agrarian

reform and collective farming.
The Gerberas argued which

was most beautiful, while in the back
The Day Lillies draped arms over

the shoulders of each other and
sang the fight song of Notre Dame.

Staid and stoic, the Dahlia simply
requested a good Chablis next time.

BobBradshaw
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Re: What The Gardener Heard

#2 Post by BobBradshaw » 29 May 2022, 07:52

This is so funny! Love it

Michael (MV)
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Re: What The Gardener Heard

#3 Post by Michael (MV) » 06 Jun 2022, 23:15

"Pissed off" has a delightful side.

Workshop-share for the opening:

According to an article in Nation magazine:
urine makes good fertilizer.


😎

Michael (MV)

Kenneth2816
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Re: What The Gardener Heard

#4 Post by Kenneth2816 » 07 Jun 2022, 05:47

Thanks guys

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