The Nation magazine article says
that urine makes good fertilizer.
So I bought a six pack of Fat Tire
hacked away at it all day until dark
so the neighbors wouldn't see and
gave the bed a good wetting.
In about an hour, the Clematis was
extolling me on Socialism, agrarian
reform and collective farming.
The Gerberas argued which
was most beautiful, while in the back
The Day Lillies draped arms over
the shoulders of each other and
sang the fight song of Notre Dame.
Staid and stoic, the Dahlia simply
requested a good Chablis next time.
What The Gardener Heard
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Re: What The Gardener Heard
This is so funny! Love it
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Re: What The Gardener Heard
"Pissed off" has a delightful side.
Workshop-share for the opening:
According to an article in Nation magazine:
urine makes good fertilizer.
Michael (MV)
Workshop-share for the opening:
According to an article in Nation magazine:
urine makes good fertilizer.
Michael (MV)